Friday, August 29, 2008

Rant-Internet Explorer

This is my first rant
And I'm pretty peeved.
The Interent. What a brilliant device mankind can use to it's benefit! But then people go and do stupid things like, say, choosing a good address. I mean, really, its not that hard!
1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try "The Rapist Finder" at www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

Hey? CLEVER *Hits penisland executives over the head with a book*
But it gets worse. What peeves me off the most are dead ends. Take for example:
I want to download mods for a good game. I find a cool forum with billions of downloads, www.bombs-away.net
I find the nearest mod link, click download, and click it. I get this:
http://www.bombs-away.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3684
Fair enough. I need to register, so I click the "Register" button and get:
http://www.bombs-away.net/forums/register.php?do=signup
Thanks administrator. *Rolls eyes*

To be continued...Because my rage won't die with this post...

1 comment:

Chris said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you're an angry young man!